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Cigarette Box Adam

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Here’s a great little joke you can do at your bar if smoking is still allowed in your state. I’ll show you how to prepare the box later.

This is how adam starts off
Adam was lying in the garden of Eden.
He was just created and being created took a lot out of him. He was very hungry so he silently prayed to God and said. “God, Thanks for creating me but I’m starving. Could you help me out?”

Being the great guy/girl that he/she is, God said “Sure Adam, I’ll tell you what I’ll do. I’ll give you a mouth so you can enjoy all the beautiful foods I have created.”

With that God gave Adam a mouth.

cut out Adam's mouth

Adam ate all the food he could get into his mouth but he couldn’t reach very much so he was still left hungry.

Adam said to God “God, Thanks so much for the mouth, the food is great. I don’t mean to be ungrateful but I’m still hungry. Could you do anything for me?”

God replied in his booming voice“ OK, Adam. I’ll give you arms so you can grab the food around you and put it into your mouth”

cut out Adam's arms

Now that he had his new arms, Adam started shoving food into his mouth as fast as he could and quickly went through the food around him but he was still hungry. Adam spoke out “Ok God, I don’t mean to be a pain in the ass but I’m still hungry. Can you help?”

God replied in an anoyed tone “OK! OK! Here’s some legs. Walk around and eat until your full.”

Cut out and fold Adam's legs

Adam was walking around, eating all the food he could find. As he was doing so he found Eve. He started to speak to God but before he could say anything God gave him this.

Pull Adam in opposite directions.

Watch Adams Penis Pop out.


How to prepare the box

This is how your box starts

1.)
Take out the insides of the box.
  Rip out the inside of the box including foil and cardboard brace.
 
   
2.)
Seperate all the glued parts of the box
  Separate the glued sides and open the box like this.
 
   
3.)
Rip off the sides under the lid.
  Rip off the sides under what used to be the lid of the box.
 
   
4.)
Rip off the sides on the bottom
 
Rip off what used to be the sides of the box.
 
   
5.)
  Fold the box in half and start your story.

Notes:
When ripping the legs, only rip up to the first crease or the trick won’t work.
At the end when you want to pull out his surprise, hold on to the back of his neck and the bottom of his back legs or you may rip him.

click here to see a video of this trick

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