Cigarette Box Adam |
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Here’s
a great little joke you can do at your bar if smoking is still allowed
in your state. I’ll show you how to prepare the box later. ![]() Adam was lying in the garden of Eden. He was just created and being created took a lot out of him. He was very hungry so he silently prayed to God and said. “God, Thanks for creating me but I’m starving. Could you help me out?” Being the great guy/girl that he/she is, God said “Sure Adam, I’ll tell you what I’ll do. I’ll give you a mouth so you can enjoy all the beautiful foods I have created.” With that God gave Adam a mouth.
Adam ate all the food he could get into his mouth but he couldn’t reach very much so he was still left hungry. Adam said to God “God, Thanks so much for the mouth, the food is great. I don’t mean to be ungrateful but I’m still hungry. Could you do anything for me?” God replied in his booming voice“ OK, Adam. I’ll give you arms so you can grab the food around you and put it into your mouth”
Now that he had his new arms, Adam started shoving
food into his mouth as fast as he could and quickly went through the
food around him but he was still hungry. Adam spoke out “Ok
God, I don’t mean to be a pain in the ass but I’m still
hungry. Can you help?” God replied in an anoyed tone “OK! OK! Here’s some legs. Walk around and eat until your full.”
Adam was walking around, eating all the food he could find. As he was doing so he found Eve. He started to speak to God but before he could say anything God gave him this.
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