This trick was sent in over a year ago. I wasn't
sure I should post it but I figured if you're old enough to go to
a bar then you're old enough to handle this. I personally wouldn't
try this on a woman ....unless I knew her, but if you have the testicular
fortitude and a lawyer by your side, go for it. It was supposedly
written by a woman but you never know. I will not be held responsible
unless it get's you lucky. In that case remember to thank me. Here's
the trick:
I don't know if you'd really consider
this a "bar trick" but I had to share it. Even if you
just use it for yourself, it's great to carry up your sleeve.
My boss and I heard of this bar trick
and waited anxiously for the right victim. Surprisingly, there have
only been good reactions, and no slapping involved. It helps if
you know your female victim at least a little.
(A note from the webmaster: ladies can do this to guys too.
Just replace the word breast with the male body part of your choice)
You approach a woman and tell her, "I bet you a dollar
I can make your breasts shake without touching them." If she
accepts, set a dollar on the bar and step back. Slowly massage your
head, as if you are channeling all brain capacity. Gesture your
hands at the breasts as if you are "willing" them to move.
After your moment of concentration, grab a handful of breast and
give them a jiggle. Announce you lost, and pass her the dollar.
Of all the times I have seen this done by my boss at the bar, no
one has ever gotten upset, except he usually bets with a five. The
lady's jaw usually drops in shock and everyone, including the victim,
gets a good laugh. If you think you have the balls, try it, everyone
gets quite a kick.
Have fun,
Andrea
