Sofa King!

Supplies:

• Any piece of paper. A napkin or a receipt will work fine.

• Something to write with.

Write the following on a piece of paper and tell your victim to read it out loud.

I AM SOFA KING!
WE TODD IT!

It will sound as if the mark is saying " I am so f*cking retarded!" It's silly but it's good for a quick laugh.

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